Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Valentine's Day Sucks Butt!






I HATE this day...


Screw you "A Diamond Is Forever" commercials.... Diamonds may be forever... but the giver of my last diamond can throw himself under a buss. 

Screw you Hallmark
... Even though I single handed keep you in business with my card buying... Even though I never get any in return. 

Screw you flower shops
... You charge way too much for crappy roses that die, and make my vases stink. 

Screw you Candy companies
... You make all those little heart shaped boxes of gooey mushy waxy candy that just makes me fat! 

Screw you happy couples that are getting married today
... be original would ya? V-Day is NOT original!

Screw you, Screw you, Screw you!

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